song of the mist,

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

current emotion: 20% battery

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

somewherefarfromtheground:

I wonder how in a couple years people turn from regular human being to some fucking hot person and I am the same regular piece of shit year by year

opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

• not texting back

• procrastinating

• eating copious amounts of food in one setting

• painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler

• sleeping a lot

• being single

wild-lion:

are you a traffic sign because stop

katie-kapulet:

aotaro:

1. Accidentally offending people
2. Accidentally fucking things up
3. Deliberately offending people
4. Deliberately fucking things up 
5. Procrastinating

6. sleeping